AUSTIN, TX – EV manufacturer Tesla has announced they will phase out production of the poorly-selling Cybertruck by waiting for each of the unsold models to spontaneously burst into flames, likely by mid-2027. The Cybertruck, a pet project of Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine abuse, has become a magnet for public mockery due to […] The post Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production by just waiting for them all to catch fire appeared first on The Beaverton.