WONDERLAND – In a shocking move Wednesday, L. Carroll Enterprises, manufacturer of the popular Vorpal Blade line of self-defence devices, has issued a product-wide recall after a large batch of blades were found to instead go “Snacker-Snick”. “’Twasn’t brillig, ‘twasn’t brillig at all,” moaned Thomas Weedledum, a disappointed consumer, “It happened right as I was […]
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