ARLINGTON COUNTY, VA – Awakening briefly, President Trump addressed Americans assembled to pay their respects to the victims of the September 11th attacks, insisting that his mid-morning nap constituted a moment of silent reflection. “Sure, I may have fallen asleep onstage while some idiot was droning on about ‘never forgetting’,” said the President, referring to […] The post Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence appeared first on The Beaverton.